when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself
How did Girl Scouts become so socialist, gay-supporting and abortion-supporting while Boy Scouts is still so conservative
Oh wait it’s probably because girls are better
Are you implying being Conservative is bad?
good reading comprehension.
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
MORE THAN 8M IM CRYING
IM ALREADY LITERALLY FLAT THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN TO ME REBLOG
Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
…I don’t wanna take this chance.
I am a man, and now I have boobs.